for some odd reason i lost a game on time.
i had vacation time but it didn't go off.
Why did this happen?
Serves you right, bourgeois oppressor of the proletariat!
Don't feign ignorance of your crimes against the toiling peoples!
It's because the game in question was from a no-vacation tournament.
"Former hockey player, journalist, playboy millionaire ..." and you count yourself among the proletariat ?
That was before the capitalist pigs robbed me with their overpriced liquor and sportscars... their greed has left me destitute and sober!
But when it comes to that, try Val-U-Rite Vodka™ - it's cheap, it's strong, and it can also be used to fuel small engines or in general household cleaning tasks where a powerful solvent is required. Habitual use has been linked to serial killing of hobos, but it's just a risk you have to take.