what do you wear when playing online chess?

I wasn't aware I should wear something when playing chess online....

i have to wear my clean and clear pair of eyeglasses in order NOT to commit a single BLUNDER. ha ha ha.

A red sparkly cape, snorkling flippers, a pink thong, and about 70 gold chains

What ever my 2 month old hasn't spit up on.

Pasties are a great edible food in northern Michigan and Canada.  They are made with dough (similar to pizza dough), diced meat, gravy, chopped potatos, diced carrots, cut rutabegga slices or chunks and butter, and any flavorings you can imagine, salt, pepper, and other ingredients including chili sauce for variety.

Meat is usually already cooked (leftover) roast beef.

lay a round flattened piece - approximately 12 inches across - on a greased cookie sheet, ladle in the ingredients in proportions you like, fold over, crimp the edge, poke a few holes in the top side, place in oven at 425 degrees F and bake for 30-45 minutes  or until done.

can wrap them individually,    can make them to size to fit the appetite of the person you are baking them for - larger for the lumberjack, smaller for smaller people with less active lifestyles.   one is a meal unto itself when outdoors and actively engaged in the wintertime - great filler.

now you can stop asking what "pasties" are.

YOOPERS ALL KNOW.

trolls have to ask.  

(trolls live 'down under' in Michigan.   Yoopers live in the UP - Upper Peninsula.)

"Michigan Kid" here.

     my Batman footsie pajamas

To put a new twist on a Jim Gaffigan bit: Internet chess is like porn...

-What are you doing?

-Playing chess.

-Well, why are your pants off??

A lycra cat suit.

I am a man leopard

Socks....just socks, my feet get cold sometimes....Is that weird?

A condom.

Just in case, I mean playing can be pretty exciting at times :)

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    my John Holme's sockie pajamas

Only beer goggles. 

One to put on your feet and the other to roll up and put down your trousers, right?

Me too...

Mine is triple thick... we don't want any accidents...

LMAO Is this dude seriously asking this question? LMAO

This is a no brainer.... I wear my chess.com T-shirt.  It is like having the force on my side.

I always make sure to dress super formal, because I'm soooo worried about what I look like to an opponent that's possibly thousands of miles away...

Absolutely nothing.

I wear a helmet, so it hurts less when I bang my head against a wall after making a blunder.