What PIECE would you replace the KING with?

  • #21

    Homie.

  • #22

    Yeah, we can replace them with "YEs, I trapped you're king so it has no where to go so therefore I win.

  • #23

    A salt shaker, looser's.

  • #24

    So then some people can win by eating the whole salt shaker. Then they die 2 days later.

  • #25

    That damn touch-eat rule.

  • #26

    exactly 

  • #27

    Queen?

  • #28

    How about a poisonous ice cream cone?

  • #29

    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Actually, you could pick the function if you wanted.

  • #30
    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Wow, you just figured that out.

  • #31

    It can have a different function?

    In that case the homie moves by passing out and waking up in a random spot in the opponent's half of the board.

  • #32

    I'd replace the king with a computer virus that infects it's host (the OP of a really stupid thread being it's preferred target) and prevents said host from accessing the internet.

  • #33
    Mersaphe wrote:

    But if you replace the king it is still a king. It might be a different looking object but it serves the same function as a king. This is a nonsensical thread

    Yeah, why don't we just change the game of checkers to saying "queen me" when a chip gets to the opposite side of the board.Yell

  • #34

    LOL

  • #35

    A Dalek. Exterminate, exterminate.....

  • #36

    A piece of crap, maybe?

  • #37

    A borg.

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