I am indebted to "artfizz", who found "Mate in Nineteen" (see my earlier post), and posted the full text in another forum. Here's the link:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/chess-jokes2?page=4
I just reread it, and it's still really good.
What will be the impact of chess being solved?
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Nerds will be free.
They will take over the world.
THe geek will inherit the earth.