What's the Fastest way to win a Chess game

Could some one tell me some of the fastest ways to beat some one easily in chess ????

Hit them with a bat and move their pieces around to your advantage while they are unconscious?

hahahaha & that would also add my name in guinness world records..lol... jokes apart....Seriously do u knw any kind of expert moves or any special tricks !!! 

Try the "Scholar's Mate" 

thnx Nomadic i vl try it...

try fools mate, if u see it

should i purchase the popular chess books that are available online so that i can learn the fine art of the game !!!!!!!

Yes, all of them. Read them daily, from your morning bathroom visit, to your breaks at work, then over dinner you should read some more. Before bed set up a board in front of you and go over everything you learned during the day. Then repeat.

It also helps to go on YouTube and watch at least 5 Magnus Carlsen videos daily.

Looking for opponent who has poor connection, at least you have a better connection than theirs. Then, safe your king's position and you just play brainless. Move your pieces randomly, so you can take a time advantage until you win by time, hehe..

You'll need to do a lot of reading.  Your opponent is looking for their best move too and isn't just going to roll over and die because you want to win fast. 

Can you please suggest me some best online chess stores..from where i can get good chess books..

BTW, I saw some fantastic chess books online on Houseofstaunton, chessbazaar, and on eBay? Feel like chessbazaar.com has a very competitive rates. .

Any suggestions....

Amazon and Chess4less are good.

Become a Buddhist.  as then all things are nothing and winning is to have played the game

It means I can sit back and relax !!!!!

I thought you said, "jokes apart"...

Here's a popular opining trap that u can try. It was invinted only about 2 years ago, yet there are many experts who believe that it is the future of chess:

Thanks for the replies guy's, helped a lot....

i would think that's the range I would be in. Thanks again. Also thanks for recommending the popular opining trap , I'll have to look into that one also!

Amazon... They are hard to beat when it comes to ANY reading material.

I Have Brought the chess set from Chessbazaar.com for my father, they are giving 50% discount on their Luxury Chess sets as a Christmas Offer..Plz have a look..

http://www.chessbazaar.com/x-mas/new-weighted-staunton-chess-set-bud-rose-wood-box-wood.html

What do you think guys..does he like it ???

eagerly waiting for the chess set ..once recieved i will upload some photos soon...

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