What's your chess speciality?

  • #81

    My speciality is one partuclar opening.

  • #82

    i specialise in missing the best moves for my opponent.

  • #83

    May its not a chess speciality but, play fast.

  • #84

    Blundering and making stupid mistakes is my specialty Laughing

  • #85

    Mine too!

  • #86

    My specialty is giving away queens with a mouse slip. God. Dangit.

  • #87
    Hobbs5 wrote:

    Blundering and making stupid mistakes is my specialty

    ^ This....

  • #88

    I specialize in imparting wisdom.  It's best if the impartees have no clue what they are hearing, that way they learn by osmosis.  For instance, when players were analyzing an ending and went into a variation that required a long calculation, I nodded knowingly and said, "The longest journey begins with a single step," turned, and walked away.

     

     

    You're welcome!

  • #89
    Estragon wrote:

    I specialize in imparting wisdom.  It's best if the impartees have no clue what they are hearing, that way they learn by osmosis.  For instance, when players were analyzing an ending and went into a variation that required a long calculation, I nodded knowingly and said, "The longest journey begins with a single step," turned, and walked away.

     

     

    You're welcome!

    That was pretty funny!

    Let me just impart the knowledge that the phrase you quoted is a variation of the most famous line from Tao Te Ching, written some 2500 years ago

  • #90
    Eseles wrote:
    Estragon wrote:

    I specialize in imparting wisdom.  It's best if the impartees have no clue what they are hearing, that way they learn by osmosis.  For instance, when players were analyzing an ending and went into a variation that required a long calculation, I nodded knowingly and said, "The longest journey begins with a single step," turned, and walked away.

     

     

    You're welcome!

    That was pretty funny!

    Let me just impart the knowledge that the phrase you quoted is a variation of the most famous line from Tao Te Ching, written some 2500 years ago

     

    Hey, I just impart the wisdom, I don't write it all.

    Besides, Tao's copyright expired.  The only copyright that can last 1000 years or more is that of a cartoon mouse who donates regularly to politicians.

  • #91
    Estragon wrote:
    Eseles wrote:
    Estragon wrote:

    I specialize in imparting wisdom.  It's best if the impartees have no clue what they are hearing, that way they learn by osmosis.  For instance, when players were analyzing an ending and went into a variation that required a long calculation, I nodded knowingly and said, "The longest journey begins with a single step," turned, and walked away.

     

     

    You're welcome!

    That was pretty funny!

    Let me just impart the knowledge that the phrase you quoted is a variation of the most famous line from Tao Te Ching, written some 2500 years ago

     

    Hey, I just impart the wisdom, I don't write it all.

    Besides, Tao's copyright expired.  The only copyright that can last 1000 years or more is that of a cartoon mouse who donates regularly to politicians.

    That mouse's company is trying to brainwash the little kids. I's a seen it with my own two eyes.

    I don't always learn by osmosis, but when I do, I drink chesswater.

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