So, I've been following a lot of female chess players over the years and I respect a lot of them as quality chess opponents. The problem is that I rarely run into chess players online who are female.
I've tried everything to get games against some chess babes. I've even put hopes that the photos that some of the users online posing to be women are actually real photographs.
I even had a nice conversation once with a player who I thought was a quality female opponent until we had a chat about football and "she" told me too many details about playing middle linebacker in high school. Unless there was co-educational high school football with females playing defensive positions, I doubt that "she" was legitimately a female chess player.
But I digress..
So where are the really hot chess babes online. I'd like to meet them online and play a few 10/0 games against them. I'm so hopeful to play a quality female opponent that I've tried to imagine that some players with strange names from other countries actually translate into "Marsha" or "Tina" in English.
Anyone else have the same hope of playing with quality chess women online?
That's a little pathetic man. Go out and meet real babes.
I said that I want to challenge them to games of chess. Hence, I want to compete against brains online. I'm not looking to hump their brains out.
Odds of a female pictured member actually being female: 8 to 1 (imo), and possibly that's a conservative estimate.
Where are the legitimate female chess players? I think most of the minority that are here keep a low profile and certainly are not posting appealing pics or using obvious handles else they get 'hit on' way too often in a predominantly male site such as this.
Think about it this way, female chess players may not like online chess as much as regular chess, because, without the hyper-competitive spirit, they opponent is nothing but an avatar with a title.
While the only chess babe I have seen is in the movie called "The Thomas Affair," (In which the chess only plays a small part; it is mostly about a bank robbery.) I remain unconvinced if the relative attractiveness of female chess players can even be determined.
"I want to compete against brains online"
Then why do they need to be "babes" or even female for that matter? Would you have a problem playing a lesbian babe online?
Lesbian babe chess players? Where are they? I don't discriminate based on their sexual orientation. I'm an equal opportunity clown. I've even gone on dates with lesbians. Nothing wrong. They can call themselves lesbians, I just ignore that fact and look at them as babes. The conversation sounds like this:
Me: "Hi, would you like to go on a date with me?"
Lesbian: "No. I'm a lesbian".
Me: "Uh, well I'm a clown and I wear make-up everyday."
Lesbian: "Well, I don't know how to respond to that."
Me: "Come on, we'll have fun. I'll make you a balloon animal, take you for a ride on a merry go round, and treat you to some cotton candy."
I would have no problem playing with lesbian babe chess players online. So, please send them my way.
This is actually a very serious topic.
We should all do our part to attract more chess babes to this site and encourage really hot women to play chess online.
theres a lot of awesome women out there who play chess.in chess land and they are real good chess players. and all deserve are respect. theres was a match not to long ago. men vs women and the women one. any way play chess and have fun. make new friends. I found out the hard way. watch out what you say. and be quick to say I am sorry, your friend brigg
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I respect all of my opponents regardless of gender. I'm just saying that it's really hard to find quality chess babes to play with online.
All of my opponents had names like Anwar, Ansand, Hujoung, Kwan, Harry, Jawid, Moto, Mike, Muhammad, Kirk, Alex..
It's like a sausage factory in here.
I think I know the problem..
If you take a look at the number of views that "girls" on this site get, it points to a real issue that is quite troubling to be honest.
Take a look at Rockongirl (hello by the way), she has over 3500 views to her profile. Another girl makes a comment on her frontpage and that girl has over 3000 views as well. Which leads me to believe that (1) there are a lot of strange people online who are interested in girls and (2) they're not interested because those girls are quality chess players. Sorry, but 1300 just doesn't reach the level of a "quality chess opponent".. no offense.
To all of those weirdos, I'd take a baseball bat to your car windshields to prove a point and identify you as weirdos.
I may dress up with make-up, walk around with green hair (which is natural), and wear a purple suit, but I'm actually pretty normal compared to those freaks.
So, to make a long story short, I think I've identified the problem.
I have an idea! Print and paste a picture of your favourite porn star on your monitor where the opponent's avatar is. Perpetual chess babe!
You call yourself a "SupremeOverlord" while identifying yourself as a North Korean. You're ruled by a dictator and have to bow down to him like he is a living god. Can I suggest a more appropriate screen name for you?
OK, suggest you come to the Philippines and play live chess tournaments.
That's me in the blue Miami Heat hat.
All of the hot babes have been at my house playing otb.
Losers get to play in the pool.
mmm you are not that far behind FEAR_THE_JOKER....that is why many hide....but there are other reasons too....good luck in your quest ;)
I don't like to ask old white guys what they are doing in countries like the Phillipines, Thailand, Vietnam or any Southeast Asian country.
Saying: "I'm a business man." or "I'm on vacation" or "I'm here for a chess tournament" doesn't exactly remove the cloud of doubt.
All people on the internet are middle aged fat guys with mustard stains on their wife beaters.
Ahem.. why would they be at your house? You don't exactly stand out as a quality chess player with your 1400 level rating.
Of course, I was rated 1149 the other week until I started defeating 1700 level players and dropping them into the 1600 level. Most of the time, they just abort the match after they realize that I'm going to threaten their ratings. Many of them reached their highest ratings by defeating cream puff (easy) opponents rated 1300 and around that level.
If there are quality chess babes online, I would welcome the challenge of playing with them. I would treat them like any other quality opponent.
Is it really that hard to find a 1600+ chess babe online?
Go ahead, unleash your creativity!
Just a suggestion. How about changing your name to: "SupremeFluffer"
It has a nice ring to it and rolls off the tongue easily.
Compliments of your Uncle Binky
Hide? I'm a clown.. There's no reason to hide from a clown.