In a cave in Mongolia there is a holy man who plays chess, and he is very old and goes by various names. His secret of longevity is that he has slowed his metabolism almost to a standstill, to where he only needs to eat a light snack 2-3 times a year, and his heart beats about once a minute. He sits at his board playing a young monk, his rheumy eyes fixed on the board and a tiny rivulet of drool emanating from the corner of his mouth and down to his chin from where a droplet falls once a week onto his robe. It's his turn to move, and the monk is very patient, which is a good thing because the old man takes 7-8 years to make a move.
Who is the oldest chess player in the universe?
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I believe it's Nundarin from planet Nibiru, who is 713 Nibiru years old. That's a whopping 2347 Earth years!