I am shocked - shocked! - to find this sort of behavior going on here. And disturbed. Shocked and disturbed this is happening. Chagrined, I am. Shocked, disturbed, and chagrined.
Thank you for bringing this to our attention. I feel sure the appropriate authorities will take immediate steps to correct the situation - with the full support of the community.
I lol'd. The irony, I mean.
@ChazR: First rule to learn about the internet: People can and will be rude.
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