2. Fart
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move
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3. Look up and see Nakamura staring at you and you fall off your chair
4. Eat a booger you just yanked out of your nose
Ok, this is getting a little disgusting.
5. You forgot what you were doing so you left.
6. Knocking king down accedentally
7. Try to pre-move and got banned
8. Play the SiSILLYan defense.
9. Run out of time because you thought too much whether to play 1. Na3 or 1. Nh3.
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10. Suddenly die for no reason
11. Sing this song:
Two of ones
Two ones that beat as one
Two of ones
I need you, I need you
Two of ones
Two ones that beat as one
Two of ones
Come on, come on
People get jealous cuz we always stay together
Yeah, baby
I guess they really want a love like 1 and 1
Together, forever
I never thought that I could ever be this happy
Yeah baby
My prayers were answered, boy you came in the nick of time
Ohhh
11.
Defer to black
Scratch your ear and find an earwax as big as a car stuck in your ear
24. Started laughing at your opponent because he was rated 1 and find out he was Obama...
25. Instead of walking downstairs to the room where you play, you rolled down right to your table and crushed it.
25. put on a trump wig and announce you're gonna build a wall, only then to realize your opponent is Donald Trump.
Eat your pieces and play with your teeth.
Take a pet shark with you and accidentally fall into the sharks mouth and get crunched up.
1. Resign