Worst Thing To Do On Your First Move - Chess Forums - Page 34

RIP_Your_Rating

Jan 10, 2020

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#661

Live...only to die on the 1st move because you thought that meant resign.

Reshape a sign because you thought THAT was resigning. Only problem is, the sign says YIELD when you flip it over, so you yield to the sign's wishes and let it go. The police arrest you for property damage.

UltimateCraft

Jan 10, 2020

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#662

Smoggy666 wrote:

Ask your opponent to explain to you how the horse moves.

Opponent : The horse doesn't move Bro, it makes other pieces move. Yeah, one kick and off the board!

piqnochess

Jan 10, 2020

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#663

Fall alsleep

Destroyer942

Jan 10, 2020

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#664

Ask who goes first, and then if you're white and you're opponent tells you it's your move you switch your king and rook, and announce check.

Arisktotle

Jan 13, 2020

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#665

Before making your first move, you hand your opponent your convention card with your favorite openings, gambits and opening traps.

Then you ask for his.