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Avatar of LesuhAn

He/she/it cheats.

I never play live games because I get nervous, move too fast and pretty much play ridiculously badly. I thought playing the computer would be less stressful & maybe I'd relax and play better.

I did not mouse slip. I tried to move my rook and instead the computer moves my king and then checks me and takes my rook. I'm trying to figure out what happened to my rook and why my king is in the middle of the board...meanwhile the clock is ticking. I'm not a happy camper at this point. I start offering the computer draws which the %$@#& declines.

I'm running low on time and make a few thoughtless moves and resign. :'(

Avatar of MSC157

Either

  • you missed "Fun with Chess" instead of "Help & Support" forum

or

  • someone hacked into your account to post this. 

Wink

Avatar of LesuhAn

This wasn't fun, Miha. :P

I don't need help losing chess games. I can do that all by myself. :(

Seriously, Computer1-Easy deserves a little cheater icon by it's name.

Avatar of Pulpofeira

It's true, check the game!

Avatar of LesuhAn

Dani believes me! :) :) :)

Avatar of Pulpofeira

Of course! But besides I've seen it! No way you takes with your king there!

Avatar of LesuhAn

Thanks, Dani. I needed to vent. I feel better, now. :)

Avatar of General-Mayhem

I've heard it uses an engine as well

Avatar of MSC157

I know how you can subdue him/her/it!

Clean your tablet ;)

Avatar of LesuhAn

It was not me or my tablet. :P

Avatar of Pulpofeira

Just wondering... what does %$@#& stand for?

Avatar of LesuhAn
Pulpofeira wrote:

Just wondering... what does %$@#& stand for?

It's my way of cursing. I figured people could use their imagination. I didn't really have a specific word in mind. :D

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LesuhAn escribió:
Pulpofeira wrote:

Just wondering... what does %$@#& stand for?

It's my way of cursing. I figured people could use their imagination. I didn't really have a specific word in mind. :D

Lack of practice!

Avatar of MSC157

Oh yeah, it was your tablet. Or this is a new way of joking I didn't recognise. :)

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Pulpofeira wrote:
LesuhAn escribió:
Pulpofeira wrote:

Just wondering... what does %$@#& stand for?

It's my way of cursing. I figured people could use their imagination. I didn't really have a specific word in mind. :D

Lack of practice!

My mom would faint if you said the mildest of words...so I've never been "in practice". However, if you drop something heavy on my foot, something I wouldn't want my child to hear is likely to pop out of my mouth. :D

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MSC157 wrote:

Oh yeah, it was your tablet. Or this is a new way of joking I didn't recognise. :)

Gosh, thanks for believing me, Miha! :O

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Oh, okay...thanks.

Avatar of Pulpofeira

Trust me, they only understand violence.

Avatar of MSC157

They do actually:

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=207779721
http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=211258495
http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=236496006 

Avatar of Bandoum

computer 1 is evil. Don't trust it!