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  • #21

                           Is this a bad knock knock joke ??   Ok, I'll bite. Where do seagulls sleep.   Knock Knock.  Who's there?  Seagulls. Seagulls Who?  Wait; I screwed it up. You start.

  • #22

    Q: What do you call a seagull when it flies over the bay?
    A: A bagel.

  • #23

  • #24

                         Bay gull  funny.  I didn't know that seagulls are filthy. They shit in a resavoir water system in Massachusetts, and everybodys up in arms. The're passing laws. $100 bucks if your caught feeding the birds. So don't drink the water at chess.com

  • #25

    The birds must think we are filthy.

    We shit in holes in our houses.Laughing

  • #26

                         This just started out of the blue. I was looking foward to retiring, sitting in the park, and feeding the birds. I thought pigeons were filthy because in a city, buildings and statutes have yrs of old "droppings". Its the Quabbin Resavoir, water for Boston.

  • #27
    kleelof wrote:

    The birds must think we are filthy.

    We shit in holes in our houses.

    Then it drains into the sea gulls waters, gross lol.

  • #28

    Cool

  • #29

    bye all

  • #30
    Marcus-Ginantonicus wrote:

    Not toilet humor again!

    Brings down the already compromised professionalism of the site.

    Sorry about that Marcus.

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