Corrupt a Wish

Screw your team, get out.

Granted, but life gets quite boring.

I wish I had everything I wanted.

Granted. You get everything you wanted, then get robbed.

I wish there was no crime.

Granted, but you are policeman/woman, and you just got laid off.

I wish I had a super loyal bodyguard to protects me from all danger.

Granted, but he is killed when trying to protect you. You are next.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted. You become invincible, but also afraid of everything.

I wish i could perform real magic.

Wish granted. Then you died from an unknown sickness.

I wish this wish is corrupted. (NOTE: a corrupted wish wishing to be corrupted makes it uncorrupted).

Granted, but it doesn't make you happy.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

You can't corrupt my wish.

Your wish: granted. However, you cut your finger using and bleed so much you drown in your own blood.

I wish I was a polyglot.

Granted,, but by some miraculous qirk of fate by some cosmic chance... you change into a uniglot.

I wish I could NOT... uncurrupt... your wish :) (i dont even know what im sayyiinnggg lol)

Every wish-granter was confused at your wish, so they didn't grant it.

I wish fairies.

Granted... but the beating of their wings are mistaken for giant tarantala hawk wasps and are promplty sprayed with pestiside.

i wish everyone understood my previous wish... including ..me

granted, but you also gain totally understanding of the universe which blows your mind and puts you permanently into a catatonic state

oops forgot:

I wish I could understand as much as possible without blowing my mind

I don't think fairies can die at all. Even if they could, they would not die from pesticide (are they pests?).

Granted.*

I wish I could bring dead people to life.

*think about it for a few seconds. It's just a very nasty personal attack.

It's true that by corrupting the corruption of a wish could make that corruption uncorrupted, but it's also true that by corrupting the corruption could make it worse. An example would be someone trying to play a prank. Someone corrupts that prank by making it harmful. Someone else decides to corrupt that corruption by making it deadly.

Granted. You bring a few dead people back to life. Though they're not quite themselves. They shake uncontrollably, and feel very sick. Their eyes become bloodshot, and their irises turn white. They bite the nearest person to them. They then bite another, and then another. Those people also turn sick. You started the zombie apocalypse.

I wish i was immune to the zombie virus.

Granted, but your tolerance of other viruses plummets, and you die from the common cold.

I wish I was an invincible video game character.

Granted. Hope you enjoy life in 2D and being limited to the scenario's sentences, plus the absence of beer and sex.

I wish the zombies I resurrected could return to their graves.