Corrupt a Wish


I wish for a burger
Granted, but did you necessarily wish for a human-edible burger, one that specifically didn't contain raw sea anemone, a gym sock, and slime-mold mushrooms?
My deepest wish has always been to know what to wish for next.

i wish for 100,000,000 cad in my bank account in unmarked bills under my full name forever which will have no lasting impact on the economy and infrastructure of the world and i can use to freely exchange goods and services


Granted, but just because you get the benefits of a Diamond doesn't mean you actually will take the time and effort to wreak it of its benefits; akin to showing your first-class fancy dinner off to your friends, and not actually liking to eat the food that is contained in it.
I wish I can come up with better comebacks and wish speeches.