Corrupt a Wish

Granted, But you're the god of a universe where everyone is dead

Basically Minecraft creative mode.

I wish for 10 bees to sting me. (idk how someone is going to make this worse).

I wish I wasn't sick since Xmas . . .

RICH

Ten bs. You are now Asian btw.

I wish for a taco

To SprigatitoIsCute2014, RichColoardo, et al

Folks, you're supposed to corrupt the wish from the pesron above you before posting your wish. Also, if you corrupted the above-person's wish but didn't state a wish for the next person to corrupt, you're going to be skipped over. Because you didn't finish your role in the game.

I'm going to start from echoxshadows

WIsh granted. You are now placed in an advanced bracket full of 2300+ players who will very likely pummel your rating shortly after.

I wish people would understand the idiom, "Eat my mother's wallet" without having to be explained that it wasn't originally English, having been translated from Cantonese, and that I use it to refer to my 40-year-old exroommate's sly and scammy behavior during my undergraduate college years. Who loved to take advantage of my mom subleasing one of his apartment rooms for me. By throwing all these unecessary charges for my monthly bill, and making it seemed like their services were performed and that the charges were decent.

Granted, but it will be overused and turned into modern slang that will become cringe and horrid. I wish I could go to Harvard

Oh, what? So that you can attempt randomly to academically convince fellow Harvard students that certain benign idioms and figures of speech are horrid and cringe, when they're not, thereby making yourself into a laughing stock which pummeled your GPA? Wish granted.

I wish love was spelled loav. o.O

I'm sorry! I didn't know you responded before I did.

Your wish is my command. Because you're yet another smart-alek attempting to circumvent your wish getting corrupted... by stating that you wish it were corrupted (you're not the first "reverse psychologist" in this thread. Trust me)... you are cursed with your goals and endeavors forever being corrupted; and people will repute you as famous for it. You'll be remembered as the one who got corrupted; because you attempted to be too smart about it.

For trying to be a smart~ss about it, you got your wish and it is corruptive for you.

As I were, I wish "love" was spelled "loav".

Granted but all v's are replaced with a's and all e's are replaced with v's

I wish for more wishes

Granted, but you may only wish for more wishes with them.

I wish for a boot

Granted but when you step in the boot there are sharp spikes in the boot, tearing up your foot

I wish for people to join my club: https://www.chess.com/club/swindlers-inc/join