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Avatar of RuneOfTheDeltas2012
I wish for the ability to absorb any information I see instantly.
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*see or hear
Avatar of WhiteCoreMage

grantedworks perfectly. I wish too be able to teleport anywhere and have multiversal and in fiction stabability

Avatar of Voidwing1

Granted, but you also read minds constantly, whether or not you want to. I wish that I didn't procrastinate on my final english project

Avatar of robonoah
Granted, but it only works at exactly noon
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For #…53
Avatar of Voidwing1

wish?

Avatar of Professional_Overthinker

I wish that every time someone insults me they compulsively give me all their money

Avatar of Voidwing1

Granted, but the legal system still counts it as theft, so you get arrested

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I wish for my hat to be green

Avatar of robonoah
Granted, but it is made of leaves so it eventually rots.
I wish my brothers would leave me alone when I ask them to.
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Only on St. Patrick's Day

Avatar of RuneOfTheDeltas2012
I wish for the ability to make dark fountains that stay around until they’re sealed
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Granted, but they get sealed really quickly

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I wish for my streams to get viewers

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#65 they only watch it because your mom came on screen and yelled at you

Avatar of RuneOfTheDeltas2012
I wish to be able to dodge anything perfectly.
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Bullets, punches, bug bites, anything
Avatar of WhiteCoreMage

granted you are now a sayin with ultra instinct at all times and can access every form. I wish to be able to teleport across the multiverse with no lag like the spider verse and to beable to teleport inside fiction, photos, or anything.

Avatar of Voidwing1

Granted, but you have no control over WHERE you teleport to. Good luck teleporting into space! I wish to have a laptop with absolute god specs that I can bring with me anywhere without wifi or any other issues, yet doesn't deplete battery stupidly fast"