Corrupt a Wish

Granted! But its too perfect for anyone to use, so you sell it for a high price

I wish I could undo anytime I want

Granted, but so can everyone else, and i undo your wish granting. I wish for the ability to shapeshift into any of my OCs at will

granted. I wish to be able to teleport across the multiverse with no lag like the spider verse and to be able to teleport inside fiction, photos, or anything.also this thread is a year older then me

Granted, but there's a .5 percent chance that every teleport rematerializes you in a completely wrong form. For example, your organs are inside out, your eyes blink horizontally, you lack a center of gravity, etc.

I wish for a swarm of locusts to befall the country of France.

Granted. No catch because that's just funny. I wish for dice

Granted, but they come for you next

Oops I meant 74

But you lose your account

I wish to know the secret of the mimic