Corrupt a Wish
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robonoah
3 days ago
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#28161
I meant a COPY of all the books in the world
3 days ago
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#28162
Well you didn’t specify that, so the corruption still applies
I wish jacknjellify would release BFDIA 6
Buddy I'ma hold you hand when i say this
3 days ago
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#28166
Granted, but his account gets terminated by fake copyright strikes
3 days ago
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#28167
I wish for infinite power by just plugging an extension cord into itself
3 days ago
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#28170
???
How is that at all related to infinite power by plugging an extension cord into itself???
How is that at all related to infinite power by plugging an extension cord into itself???
3 days ago
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#28171
RuneOfTheDeltas2012 wrote:
I wish for infinite power by just plugging an extension cord into itself
Granted. Every time you plug the extension cord into itself, it generates infinite power instantly.
Unfortunately, it also creates infinite heat.
I wish to win in all chess games.
3 days ago
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#28172
Wish granted, but every time you win, the person you won against stops playing chess permanently.
3 days ago
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#28176
Granted. The Sun becomes a gigantic bomb… with a countdown timer set to exactly one second.
Unfortunately, because light from the Sun takes about 8 minutes to reach Earth, nobody realizes anything changed until the explosion has already happened. Then the sky instantly goes dark, every satellite fries, Earth freezes, and the shockwave vaporizes the entire solar system shortly after.
You successfully turned the Sun into a bomb.
You just happened to be standing next to it.
3 days ago
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#28177
Vikramaditya_4042 wrote:
Granted but it doesnt explode. I wish for an iPhone 12
Granted. You get a brand-new iPhone 12 for free.
Unfortunately, it’s permanently stuck at 1% battery… and the charging port only works when you hold the cable at a 37-degree angle while standing on one foot.
3 days ago
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#28179
Granted but you die. I wish for susie and kris plushies to be real
3 days ago
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#28180
Son-of-a-bee-w-chicken wrote:
Granted but you die. I wish for susie and kris plushies to be real
Granted. Your Susie and Kris plushies become completely real, alive, and capable of moving and talking.
The disadvantage: they still think they’re plushies.
Every time you try to explain reality, Susie bites your hand and yells “STOP ROLEPLAYING,” while Kris silently stares at walls for six hours at a time. They also insist on sleeping in your bed, eating stuffing out of couch cushions, and screaming whenever someone mentions a washing machine because they think it’s “the vore chamber.”