Corrupt a Wish

Granted. Too bad you didn't specify how much taller! You must be at least 20 feet tall.

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but now you type so fast you break your keyboard.

I wish I was stronger.

Granted. Your smell drives away even your closest friends and family who can't abide your strong stench.

I wish I could play well whatever musical instrument I wanted to.

Granted... you are now master of the kazoo

I wish i didnt have to mow my lawn

Granted, you now have to weed your lawn.

I wish had the highest chess rating in the world.

Granted.. the highest chess rating among lobsters.

i wish we can travel to the stars.

Granted, but no one wants to because the heat incinerates you.

I wish I never got sick.

Granted! You're a rock!

I wish I had a new, better, faster, bigger computer.

Granted! It cost you 14000$!

I wish I had a pie. 

granted..its in your face!

I wish I had my pet ball python still (spot).

Granted! But it forgets who you are and attacks you.

I wish I had the Force...so I could get that cookie the Dark side stole.

Granted... But then the Dark side steals a cake.

I wish I had a cookie.

What is your wish?

Maybe we should put a time limit on waiting for a wish? How about two or three days? Sooner or later?

Sooner this is a fun topic how about ker123 gets the next wish since he started the thread.

Sure. Though, in the future, anybody noticing it has stalled for too long can restart it.

Sounds good to me as long as its ok with ker123 I do not want to hijack his thread.

Sounds good.

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes.