Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but you teleport to a random places.

I wish I could fly.

Granted! But you can only fly 2 feet off the ground.

I wish for the chess rating 3000.

ker123 - Granted.  But you have no control so you fly in front of a speeding car and get crushed.

Atomic_Rift - Granted.  But now chess ratings go up into five figures so you still stink at chess.

I wish I lived next door to a supermodel.

Granted, but she hates you.

I wish I could fly up to 1000 feet off the ground.

Granted but the reason you can fly is because you are weight less so the wind caries you all over the place

I wish I was a master swordsman

Granted.  Now you're mangled by the propeller of a small plane.

I wish I could go back into the past and make my life turn out better.

Daniel90 - Granted.  Now you're shot by Indiana Jones like in "Raiders of the Lost Ark."

I still wish I could go back into the past and make my life turn out better.

Granted - but you made a crack in time and space and the entire universe exploded!

What is your wish atomic?

Oops, thanks.

I wish I could have more wisdom.

Wish granted. Your words are so controversial that people kill you.

I wish I had a beautiful flower.

Granted - but it was so delicate that the air broke it. 

I wish for a bowl of ice-cream.

Granted, but it is dirt flavour.

I wish I had X-Ray Vision.

Granted - but it only works for .0001 seconds! :P

I wish for a bunch of marshmellows! (not dirt flavoured!)

Granted, you don't get marshmallows, you get marshmellows!

I wish I could turn invisible for as long as I wanted and I could turn back.

Granted but you can only do it once when you're 85.

I wish the earth and venus would switch places.

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Granted, but it only happens when we all believe in the same thing - and then we all die of monotony.

I wish we could have meaningful conversations with whales.

Granted, but we lose the ability to speak with each other.

I wish I had a pet sheep.