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I wish I had a pet sheep.


Granted, but then you make the mistake of dying his wool like a rainbow and no one can tell you apart from your pet sheep and mayhem ensues.

I wish there were rainbows even when there was no rain.

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Granted, but now there are rainbows 24/7 and everyone gets sick of them.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

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ker123 wrote:

Granted, but now there are rainbows 24/7 and everyone gets sick of them.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

Granted,but you get hit by a plane while flying.

I wish I could shoot laser beams from my fingers.

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Daniel90 wrote:

Granted you get a tv from the year 4000 but it explodes because no one on the current earth is smart enough to use it.

I wish I had a talking dog

4K is Super HD

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Likhit1 - they go off in a random direction and you end up hitting yourself with them.

I wish I could get to the end of the rainbow

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Granted but when you arrive you're beaten by a dozen angry leprechauns with knobby wooden sticks.

I wish the ancient aliens would return.

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denner90 wrote:

Granted but when you arrive you're beaten by a dozen angry leprechauns with knobby wooden sticks.

 

I wish the ancient aliens would return.

Granted,but they make Humanity their slaves.

I wish Apple and Samsung combined forces.

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Granted. but they make humanity their electronic slaves.

I wish I didn't make dumb decisions.

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Granted, but you make blind decisions instead.

I wish I could afford to quit my job.

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Granted you now live in your van

I wish I could control electricity like magneto

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Granted,but you Electrocute yourself while testing out your powers.

I wish I had a Time Machine.

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denner90 wrote:

Granted. But after one use it breaks leaving you stuck during the Bubonic Plague.

I wish I didn't make blind, dumb, bad, terrible, awful or stupid decisions.

Granted,but you make Questionable decisions instead.

I wish denner90 leaves the thread and never returns.

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Granted. Then he returns.

I wish likhit1 falls in a deep well and never returns.

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Granted,but his alter ego continues to post using his account.

I wish I could run faster than the Flash.

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Granted but you do not have control over your anger and kill peaple for no reason

I wish that we all could get along

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Wish granted. However, completely unrelated to your wish, everyone dies from a modern pandemic.

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What is your wish?

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It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for making it personal likhit chilukuri. When you grow up you might understand about regretting decisions. But since you're just a boy with no real world responsibilities ill guess ill cut you some slack.

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I wish was loved by everyone!