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Now I read the thread about funny jokes but I honestly prefer dumb jokes as they are the only ones that I can come up with. So let us begin. Everyone what is the dumbest joke you have heard?
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U used to make piano jokes but they fell very flat.
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I not U
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How do billboards communicate with each other?

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Wow what a great start
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Sign language

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my other strawpage is a good place to start

https://packtlikesardines.straw.page/

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Not bad
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a dog walks into a tavern and says "i cant see a thing, ill open this one"

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Okay

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Anymore?
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yea i got one
wht did the janitor shout when he jumped out of the closet?
SUPPLIES!!!!
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im still laughing at this
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What do politicians in Harry Potter say?
Expensive Pertrolium
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WhY diD tHe CHiCkeN croSs teh RoAD?!!! tO geT to tEh KFC on Teh othEr SiDE!!!!
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If you’re American when you go in the bathroom …

… and American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
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I have another one
Knock Knock
Who is there?
Interrupting Cow
Interrupting Cow W-
Moo
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Knock knock
Who’s there
Chicken
Chicken who?
Just kidding, it’s me snoozyman
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Uh...I got one....I once saw a guy get stabbed then my dad said "wow he got straight to the point"

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Why did the toilet paper not want to cross the road, because it didn't want to get stuck on a crack.