HELLO

   To compensate for rising costs, Chess.com has a number of toilets for sale.   These are all brand new, beautifully designed fully working items and can be matched to any decor. The CEO of Chess.com....Erik Allbest is promising anyone who purchases one will also receive a free 1 yr Diamond account.                                                                                                                                  

   A couple of months back, well loved actor Bruce Willis was diagnosed with the onset of diminished mental capacity. As a result, his agent said, "Mr Willis will be taking a hiatus from making movies".  Recently, the actor who plays "THOR" was also diagnosed with the gene that causes Alzheimers. When asked how he felt about it, THOR replied...."I remember saving the universe a few times, but I don't remember killing anyone".                                                                        https://www.yahoo.com/news/neurologists-explain-chris-hemsworth-shocking-020010037.html

EDIT-ONLY-VAST-NEAR

    The Buffalo Bills football team have drafted a 70-foot tall snowman to help with their defense for this Sunday's game.     To pay for his services, prices will be raised at the concession stands.                                                                                                                                                    https://www.yahoo.com/news/could-70-foot-tall-snowman-211234059.html

White loo with gold trimmings please Erik! lol

The Flat Earth Society say membership is growing all around the globe.

Grins!. Good one Petit.

Now you're going in style!

Heated seat too. lol

    I think my lawn Gnome died last night....either that or he committed suicide.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    This should go in my Barbie thread......

It looks like it's from the Klaus Barbie thread!

Poor little Gnomie! 

Those dolls give me the creeps. Prefer teddies.

      I just saw the biopic movie of Elton John's life....."Rocketman".  It came out in 2019. Its a shame because he had the talent to become a concert pianist, but to pay the bills, you gotta play crap.   Very gay and a lot of drugs......although they did do a good job with the group therapy sessions. Ron Howard's daughter,....Bryce Dallas Howard......the girl from "Jurassic World" played Elton's mom.