How much is your beer?

Bump ( re: the Forum Legend thread ).

beer good

the bunny prefers cider to beer too.  but absinthe makes the heart grow fonder.

there's no better day than today for a beer bump

also a beer bump is ok

if you can hold your beer

I haven't priced beer in a long time. My beer-drinking days are over, for the most part. Before I stopped, I was buying craft beer by the case at almost $1 a bottle.

don't look at us - not our fault

are you over your bruce lee phase yet?  if not ...

here's a bavaria beer ad

when i go out at night, stars gaze at me.

if i go on safari, the animals want pictures of me.

i once paid a prostitute with a wink and a nod-and she gave me change.

i don't always drink beer, but when i do, it is good beer.

i am....

a poster on cc

ahh you were tmimitw when we first met :-)

yep.

(i only have about a hundred other sayings)

i once put out a fire with my cigar.

50 cent gave me a dollar for advice.

i can divide by zero.

someone here owes me a beer.

friends and i found the commercials so "interesting", we decided to make up our own stuff. 

i vacation in atlantis.

security footage of me was nominated for an academy award. 

shooting stars simply want to be closer to me.

i can retrieve a beer from the fridge before the light goes on. 

the last one was brought to me when working with a not-so-bright guy. another had a banana that was aged and had been refrigerated,  mr. bright guy stated that bananas last longer in light. i made an off the cuff comment about how everytime i open my 'fridge there is light.

he stared at me. 

   ---   Sorry but I've been retired for a number of years and it is often hard to tell which day of the week we are on ( what the heck, which Month are we in  lol ). 

And we have moved this great thread onto the " Hot Topics " list !!!

There's a hot topics list? Who'd a thunk it?

i do believe you are getting close to your five days of summer.

Yes indeed things have been heating up around here and I have now been able to quit wearing my Parka  lol. As a matter of fact I've had to use my air-conditioning in the truck, a rare event. 

So this goofy virus has made me more grumpy than before and I've had to increase my consumption of Beer ( Hey a positive sign ? lol ).