How to make daddy not leave you:

Step 1:

DO NOT FINISH THE MILK. 

If you finish it, then daddy has to fight the old lady for the milk.

step 2: 

if daddy tries to throw away the milk since it’s spoiled, smack his hand and say “NO,  UR OVERREACTING IF YOU GET MAD AT ME” 

step 3:

buy all the milk in Walmart and all the milk from the stores in the neighborhood and pour it into the teachers’ pants. (Optional: pour to ur rival or to The principal’s desk)

method 2:

step 1: 

avoid getting milk and tell dad that you keep having tummy aches whenever  you drink milk (basically saying that “I’m lactose intolerant”)

step 2:

add something in any dairy product dad is about to consume that will make dad have tummy problems 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6q4kmxVRA