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I've got some news, & some bad news. What's the bad news?.....you're gonna die in 7 days. 
What's the good news?......I've been trying to call you for the past 6 days. 
Have you heard of the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry he woke up
Why did the detective stay in bed all day?
he was working undercover
he was working undercover
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Kris Frisk Chara
I've found I don't know any Dad jokes. Most of my dad's jokes were along the lines of:
Haha indians stupid.
Ewww queer people stinky.
Your mother is fat.
So I have nothing to contribute. Could you guys give me some good ones?
#316 but if the dad joke never cared about the mom joke and the joke family, can we still call it a dad joke?
Apr 12, 2026
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#319
How to be come a math person, step one, learn math, step two, be a person
