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A man asked, 'God, why did you make woman so beautiful?' God responded, 'so you would love her.'
Then the man asked, 'But God, why did you make her so dumb?' God replied, 'So she would love you.'
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
i don't know and I don't care
I thought my neighbors were lovely people, then they put a password on the wifi
My boss told me yesterday, “You shouldn't dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want”. But when I turned up today in Ghostbusters clothes, he said I was fired.
3 friends are stranded on a desert. They meet a magic genie that will each grant them one wish. Person 1 and 2 say "I wish to be home." The third person says, "it;s so lonely here, i wish my friends were here."
hanqi wrote:
I thought my neighbors were lovely people, then they put a password on the wifi
I was at a funeral today and I asked the priest for the wifi password.
“Have some respect for the dead!” he said.
“Ok, is that all lower case with no spaces?” I asked.
lolol
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…ok”
This is BUSINESS…
LUL Nice jokes
The other day my girlfriend asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
LUL
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity.
That's impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
Lol nice
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