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hanqi wrote:

3 friends are stranded on a desert. They meet a magic genie that will each grant them one wish. Person 1 and 2 say "I wish to be home." The third person says, "it;s so lonely here, i wish my friends were here."

good one sir

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I want to became doctor studied engineering and worked as zoologist now I'm experimenting on plants 👌 😎 thanks for reading

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haha

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many times a joke strikes in my brain but before I can go to winston's profile to come here I forget about it sad.png

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yeah

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Mi_Amigo wrote:

many times a joke strikes in my brain but before I can go to winston's profile to come here I forget about it

Lol

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Revival in progress.

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i don't get it

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Do you get anything?

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There were two clerks working in a bookstore who had spent most of their shift restocking (and selling) a pile of new books on display.  The sign on them said "107 new mating positions  translated from the French."

 

As they were closing, one said to the other "I have never seen a chess book sell so well".

 

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XD

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lol

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Q: What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public:

A: A private tutor (tooter)

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More jokes?

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Let's just forget about this topic

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NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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A young shark is talking to an older one,the older one says concerning shipwrecked people treading water,the first circle around them we show one fin,the second two fins,the third all fins.People taste better with the poop out of them.