WHAT?? Dont get it ;C
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hanqi wrote:
WHAT?? Dont get it ;C
Showing fins scares the poop out of them.
shit*
that was really bad
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot’s house!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The!
The Who?
The chicken!
To get to the idiot’s house!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
The!
The Who?
The chicken!
A sailor comes to port, and decides he really needs to get laid. So he walks into town, and sees a sign- "Sisters of Mercy Convent & Brothel". He walks into what appears to be a church. There's a nun sitting by a table near the door. She intuits what it is he's looking for, and says, put $5 in this tin cup and walk through that door. The sailor does so, and enters another room, and there's another nun, with a table and a cup. $10, she says, and go through that door. The sailor goes into a third room, where a third nun with a table and cup asks for $15, and go through that door. The sailor coughs up the dough, and walks through the door. It slams and locks behind him, and he is in an alley behind the church, facing a brick wall with a large sign- "You have just been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy".
A pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?" And the pirate says...
"Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!"
wat
A construction worker walks into a bar carrying a paving stone. The bartender says "What'll you have?"
The construction worker replies "A beer and one for the road."
wut
right
The blind carpenter picked up his hammer and saw.
Q: How do you make an egg laugh?
A: Tell it a yolk.
A: Tell it a yolk.
A guy goes into a bar he has never been in before. There is one other guy at the bar and other than the bartender there is no one else there. The first guy orders a beer and after being served starts sipping it and munching from one of the bowls of peanuts on the bar top.
A panda comes wandering in. He grabs a bowl of peanuts and swallows them all. He then pulls out a gun and drops the other patron dead. He then exits the bar.
The bartender doesn't really take much notice and continues washing glasses. The first guy asks him if he is going to call the police.
The bartender says no and that it does not do any good since the panda does this routinely and is never convicted when it goes to trial. It is his just his animal nature and the jury can't get past that.
The first guy says what do you mean and the bartender hands him a dictionary and tells him to look at the book marked page.
He does so and under panda he sees that it says "a large black and white animal from Asia that eats shoots and leaves".
AnthonyAtanasov wrote:
An Australian tourist was walking down the street. Suddenly, he passes the wrong way. The guy in the car stopped as fast as he could, opened his window, and asked "Did you come here to die?" The Tourist then says "No actually, I came here yes-to-die!"
Say it aloud and you'll understand
i think it was perty good 
lol