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because 5 minutes beforehand a guy came in and said the next man who comes in to order a water is going to try and kill you.
do they know each other? is it a real gun?
Hahnda wrote:
because 5 minutes beforehand a guy came in and said the next man who comes in to order a water is going to try and kill you.
no
slumdubba wrote:
do they know each other? is it a real gun?
no they dont and yes.
not exactly
JUST TELL ME
chessgdt wrote:
not exactly
That's not Yes or No.
killergirl101 wrote:
JUST TELL ME
I guess thinking is out of the question for you.
Quite obvious. The fellow had been stung in the thigh area by a sea urchin.
Being a gentleman, he maintained his cool, and calmly asked for some water, which would quickly trigger the flow of medicinal bodily fluids, and soothe his ailment.
The waiter, being a good one, was perceptive to his customer's condition, and found a more effective way to provide him with treatment. The gentleman's panic induced the release which he required, and, needing no other services, he retired to an afternoon of lounging.
The real question is, how did that urchin get him on the inner thigh... and did he tip the waiter, or stiff him?
ivandh wrote:
Quite obvious. The fellow had been stung in the thigh area by a sea urchin.
Being a gentleman, he maintained his cool, and calmly asked for some water, which would quickly trigger the flow of medicinal bodily fluids, and soothe his ailment.
The waiter, being a good one, was perceptive to his customer's condition, and found a more effective way to provide him with treatment. The gentleman's panic induced the release which he required, and, needing no other services, he retired to an afternoon of lounging.
The real question is, how did that urchin get him on the inner thigh... and did he tip the waiter, or stiff him?
I guess thinking seriously is out of the question for you.
{Edit} It was creative though.
HessianWarrior wrote:
I guess thinking seriously is out of the question for you.
{Edit} It was creative though.
why dont u try
killergirl101 wrote:
HessianWarrior wrote:
I guess thinking seriously is out of the question for you.
{Edit} It was creative though.
why dont u try
I will when I think it is the answer. My brain tells me I've heard this one before but my brain doesn't know where the hell to look for the answer.
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