KOTL: This is going to fail. This is my THIRD kotl. I will fail

I lFA

I ask the shopkeeper if he has a gold sword and how much will it cost?

sidestep

13 gold, 2 in stock

I slice while spinning

2 zombies slash at you

You find a group of 3, wielding bronze daggers, one wielding a copper longsword

i ask if i give him a bronze dagger and 6 gold then will he give me the gold sword?

Uh two slashed at u

Bronze dagger? eh... we don't have any of those so... you could sell it for ah 6 gold. Not enough for the sword though, ya know

Gold sword has more potential, lightsaber starts better tho

is a lightsaber or a gold sword better?

i ask the shopkeeper if i give him a copper sword and 4 gold then will he give me the gold sword?

Okay.

Minor injury to your left hand, and one more dies. +1 copper sword to coolboy, +1 point to coolboy, +2 gold to coolboy

also louis i have like 1000 more points than you

not quite