Men Vs. Women & Vice Versa

  • #1

    Okay this your opportunity to hash over the battles between you and the one you are hooked up with. It has to be humorous; not anyone beating the snot out of the other one.

    This one happened to me a few years back. When I woke up in the Morning I had just had a bad dream. When the wife awoke I told her "Geezz, I really had a bad dream this morning". She says "Oh yeah what was it"? 

    "I dreamt you were going to leave me and I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

    She quips, "What was so bad about that?"

    With no hesitation I told her "The part where I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

  • #2

    Then what did trysts say?

  • #3
    goldendog wrote:

    Then what did trysts say?

    "Forget the dream and the coffee, let's have a beer."

  • #4

    She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

  • #5
    ivandh wrote:

    She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

    She is only warming up the engine, full throttle comes later.

  • #6

    OMG!! didn't expect this from you HessianWarrior! Cry

  • #7

    Gezz, took you long enough.

  • #8

    Trysts was mine

  • #9

    Are you sure?

  • #10

    I was her, she was me
    We were one, we were free
    And if there's somebody calling me on ,
    She's the one

  • #11

    By the way pdela what's with the suit and the corny tie, are you getting married, going to a funeral, or trying to get a pass into heavan?

  • #12

    That's what SHE said!

  • #13

    Pdela has that "contact a lawyer" charmLaughing

  • #14

    He pulled the cobwebs off of this thread to get your attention didn't he?

  • #15

    A chipmunk contemplating life has my attentionLaughing

  • #16
    trysts wrote:

    A chipmunk contemplating life has my attentionLaughing

    Is that above or below pdela groveling for your attention?

  • #17

    My attention span is based upon the theory that pdela doesn't actually exist.

  • #18

    Would a free Jumbo bottle of Crown Royal get your attention? (Just want to know if you are the real Trysts)

  • #19

    I hope you take a lot of alcoholic tests to find out if she's the real trystsWink

  • #20

    Well there is this theory out there that Trysts was permanently banned from chess.com and they replaced her with a Trysts facsimile in their data base to appease all the customers who liked her so much. A facsimile can't get wasted or take a breath test. Remember it's only a conspiracy theory.

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