Men Vs. Women & Vice Versa

Okay this your opportunity to hash over the battles between you and the one you are hooked up with. It has to be humorous; not anyone beating the snot out of the other one.

This one happened to me a few years back. When I woke up in the Morning I had just had a bad dream. When the wife awoke I told her "Geezz, I really had a bad dream this morning". She says "Oh yeah what was it"? 

"I dreamt you were going to leave me and I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

She quips, "What was so bad about that?"

With no hesitation I told her "The part where I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

Then what did trysts say?

"Forget the dream and the coffee, let's have a beer."

She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

She is only warming up the engine, full throttle comes later.

OMG!! didn't expect this from you HessianWarrior!

Gezz, took you long enough.

Trysts was mine

Are you sure?

I was her, she was me
We were one, we were free
And if there's somebody calling me on ,
She's the one

By the way pdela what's with the suit and the corny tie, are you getting married, going to a funeral, or trying to get a pass into heavan?

That's what SHE said!

Pdela has that "contact a lawyer" charm

He pulled the cobwebs off of this thread to get your attention didn't he?

A chipmunk contemplating life has my attention

Is that above or below pdela groveling for your attention?

My attention span is based upon the theory that pdela doesn't actually exist.

Would a free Jumbo bottle of Crown Royal get your attention? (Just want to know if you are the real Trysts)

I hope you take a lot of alcoholic tests to find out if she's the real trysts

Well there is this theory out there that Trysts was permanently banned from chess.com and they replaced her with a Trysts facsimile in their data base to appease all the customers who liked her so much. A facsimile can't get wasted or take a breath test. Remember it's only a conspiracy theory.