Men Vs. Women & Vice Versa

HessianWarrior

Okay this your opportunity to hash over the battles between you and the one you are hooked up with. It has to be humorous; not anyone beating the snot out of the other one.

This one happened to me a few years back. When I woke up in the Morning I had just had a bad dream. When the wife awoke I told her "Geezz, I really had a bad dream this morning". She says "Oh yeah what was it"? 

"I dreamt you were going to leave me and I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

She quips, "What was so bad about that?"

With no hesitation I told her "The part where I was on my hands and knees begging you not to leave."

goldendog

Then what did trysts say?

HessianWarrior
goldendog wrote:

Then what did trysts say?

"Forget the dream and the coffee, let's have a beer."

ivandh

She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

HessianWarrior
ivandh wrote:

She's gone soft if she's only drinking beer in the morning.

She is only warming up the engine, full throttle comes later.

pdela

OMG!! didn't expect this from you HessianWarrior! Cry

HessianWarrior

Gezz, took you long enough.

pdela

Trysts was mine

HessianWarrior

Are you sure?

pdela

I was her, she was me
We were one, we were free
And if there's somebody calling me on ,
She's the one

HessianWarrior

By the way pdela what's with the suit and the corny tie, are you getting married, going to a funeral, or trying to get a pass into heavan?

Knightly_News

That's what SHE said!

trysts

Pdela has that "contact a lawyer" charmLaughing

HessianWarrior

He pulled the cobwebs off of this thread to get your attention didn't he?

trysts

A chipmunk contemplating life has my attentionLaughing

HessianWarrior
trysts wrote:

A chipmunk contemplating life has my attentionLaughing

Is that above or below pdela groveling for your attention?

trysts

My attention span is based upon the theory that pdela doesn't actually exist.

HessianWarrior

Would a free Jumbo bottle of Crown Royal get your attention? (Just want to know if you are the real Trysts)

trysts

I hope you take a lot of alcoholic tests to find out if she's the real trystsWink

HessianWarrior

Well there is this theory out there that Trysts was permanently banned from chess.com and they replaced her with a Trysts facsimile in their data base to appease all the customers who liked her so much. A facsimile can't get wasted or take a breath test. Remember it's only a conspiracy theory.