#519 uh yuh
Muffin’s AMA
What site should I use for drawing the map of the place?
I recommend magma.com.
Must be called magma cuz it’s so fire I Alr love it
um— um— ackshully, magma is molten rock and not fire—
Do you want to die via firing squad, lethal injection, or the chair
1-You are the single person that gets hit if the lever is pulled. The lever is within reach.
In an ideal world, I would pull the lever.
But in the real world, I would hesitate and maybe accidentally get the five people killed.
2-The single person makes muffins
WORTHY SACRIFICE. /j
3-The 5 people are sleeping and won't feel pain. The 1 person is wide awake.
Still pull the lever. The sum of the five people’s families’ grief is still too big. ✨ MORAL GRAYNESS ✨
4-If you don't divert it it kills 5 people. If you divert it it kills 10 people 100 years in the future.
Don’t divert it. Just because it will happen in the future doesn’t mean it’s any less important.
5-There are no people ahead, but you kinda wanna prank the trolley driver. It probably won't cause harm.
MMMMMMMMMMM
*pulls the lever*
6-The lever just speeds up the trolley which may make it less painful.
Again, the families’ grief is a big factor.
7-There are no people ahead. There are 5 people in the trolley. The trolley emits 10kg of CO every year which will kill 1 person every year. You can pull the lever to explode the trolley, killing the 5 people inside.
Don’t pull the lever, and instead try to fix the CO2 problem in other ways.
Whyd you close ChipTheBoi?
✨ EMOTIONS ✨
I admit that I’m too sentimental and neurotic…
If a monkey hit random keys on a typewriter for ever, would it eventually write the meaning of life?
Yeah — at least, what life means to one specific person.
I personally think that there is no singular, universal meaning of life but that is besides the point
What is the true meaning of life?
It’s up to ✨ YOU ✨ to decide—
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Do you realise if anyone is around while you are using your computer?
Yes. I’m a bit paranoid.
Is the nearest police station less or more than 30 mins away?
Errr, more than 30, I think? …Why do you ask?
Where can I buy a bag strong and large enough to fit a person?
…Amazon, I think…?
Can you defend yourself?
U-um…
Where exactly is your maternal great grandma buried?
I… I don’t know?
Where can I get a shovel?
Uhhhh…
Is cannibalism legal in any way? How?
N-no…
How to make a stew with more than 1kg of meat?
I’m scared.
Rate this joke article out of 100:
PROJECT F.R.A.N.C.I.U.M. - CLASSIFIED
Is this AI, though? GPTZero thinks so, but ZeroGPT disagrees…
If it’s not, then 100/100. Very creative and funny!
Ummm…
England? Germany?
By the way, everything about Mexico — except culture, and this of course includes gastronomy — kind of sucks.
What site should I use for drawing the map of the place?
I recommend magma.com.
Must be called magma cuz it’s so fire I Alr love it
um— um— ackshully, magma is molten rock and not fire—
Do you want to die via firing squad, lethal injection, or the chair
All three.
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