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BREAKING NEWS: OTF TATTS HAS OFFICIALLY OPENED 
(Probably. Legally? Who knows.)

Attention, OTFers and questionable decision-makers:

Chess.com is proud (and mildly concerned) to announce the grand opening of OTF Tatts, the newest, boldest, and most community policy irresponsible tattoo shop ever imagined.

🖋️ Resident Artist: AwesomeAtti
💸 Pricing Model: FREE. YES. ACTUALLY FREE.
🧼 Sterilization Level: “Trust me bro”

AwesomeAtti will be offering 100% free tattoos to OTFers, because nothing says “OTF” like permanent ink with zero budget and unlimited confidence.

What We Offer:

  • OTF inspired tattoos you’ll have to explain forever
  • Designs approved by the group chat at 2:47 AM
  • Lines that are technically straight
  • Complimentary regrets with every session... no take backs

What We Don’t Offer:

  • Refunds
  • Touch-ups
  • Legal liability
  • Any explanation to your parents

📍 Location: The hall between classroom 6 and 7
⏰ Hours: Whenever AwesomeAtti feels “in the zone”
📜 Waiver: By showing interest, you agree this was 100% your idea

Come on down to OTF Tatts, where the ink was recycled, the vibes are chaotic, and the memories are permanent.

“You’ll learn to love it.”

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Organization of Tax Fraud

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What school
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How well do you think you would spell ‘swexily slay all day, every day, every way’ on my back?
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BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
How well do you think you would spell ‘swexily slay all day, every day, every way’ on my back?

I've got an opening during Wednesday's morning recess.

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Can I get a job application here I got fired 67 times today

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MAX_EATS_PAWNZ wrote:

Can I get a job application here I got fired 67 times today

Thats a good choice. Should I schedule the interview?

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Bump

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Also yea after I finish this game

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sharkichan31 wrote:

...and holy ai, three hands

I thought OTF was all about keeping it freaky.

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ai slop implies the existence of an ai gem
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I’m more cross kinda guy
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sharkichan31 wrote:

theres a difference between freaky and ai slop

These aren't those temporary tatts from the captain crunch box. These are direct from china using the latest mVidia CPUs. This is quality tatts... thats how I offer them for free.

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AwesomeAtti wrote:
BasixWhiteBoy wrote:
How well do you think you would spell ‘swexily slay all day, every day, every way’ on my back?

I've got an opening during Wednesday's morning recess.

Pencil me in!

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sharkichan31 wrote:

you do know made in China is used as a sign of cheapness

There's nothing cheap about OTFers. If you wish to donate 6-7 elo to the make a wish fund... we can do that on your behalf.

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Dm me for job application meeting atti
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… Atti? You kay’ there?
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sharkichan31 wrote:

wait... mods can get phantom muted?

anyone can get our phantom muted tattoo... Martin_Stahl helped to design it. I lowkey want to get phantom muted.

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JobChess_The13th wrote:

Ai generated otf tattoes goes hard

technically... they were created by Martin Bot.

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hey atti can i get this on my face?