pickup lines.

So, my skin color is brown..light brown.  When tan, it's caramel brown..anyway, i'm saying this because I just tried something at work.

This co-worker is wearing some brown in her outfit.  The color comes out and the color goes good with her complexion. 

I said, "hey, Brown looks good on you."  She goes, "thanks!"  I go, "would you like more on ya??"  **as i'm pointing towards myself with the biggest cheese smile ever**** 

bahahaha...she just smiled, laughed.......and walked away.   bahahahaha!!!    I was laughing too. 

anyway....NEXT!!!

The line that worked on Miss India (pictured above) was, "Hey! They made this really cool app that when you touch another persons phone it transfers all your contact data to them...(slight pause followed by a quick movement of touching her phone with his) so there is my number.  You can decide what to do with it" WALKED AWAY LIKE A BOSS!

Seriouisly, look the story up

*Seriously

That would crash and burn for sure

.. Did you here the one, about the 'fired' disgruntled worker ? .. Answer ..No? .. Okay, then have your 'i-phone' ready, with the appropriate video. ..{it's also, a brief 'dead-end' encounter, start ; unless you're 'drop-dead' handsome !} ..lol

Play blitzs then

*hands you a lime with my number*

a pickup lime!!!

I forgot about this thread XD

Yay more of these crazy people......🤭