Rock Paper Scissors: A Forum Game
Nothing. You can’t beat me if I’m not there
If you are not there there is no need to beat you. But anyway
un-nothingness ray that never misses
I put on my gauntlet and snap, bam, all of you are ded. Good afternoon
Uses totem of undying

I put on my gauntlet and snap, bam, all of you are ded. Good afternoon
Uses totem of undying
I actually replaced your totem of undying with a totem of dying
I put on my gauntlet and snap, bam, all of you are ded. Good afternoon
Uses totem of undying
I actually replaced your totem of undying with a totem of dying
While you were doing that I sucked all the power out of it

Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up -- AKA The Rickroll
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
I force rick astley to give me up, thus creating a paradox and destroying the universe
Rock Paper Scissors. We all played that game at some point.
However, this version has a TWIST! You are not limited to those 3 items, you can pick ANYTHING!
Then the next post can also pick anything that counters the last post!
Vote on other peoples posts to decide if that counters the last post!
I'll start: Rock
Bannable things:
Religion
Politics
Discouraged things (they are too repetitive)
Black holes
Uno reverse cards
Totems of undying