Yes, well, life's a hitch and then you die.
Scrabble for Fun!
Let me just record this score here, and then I'll reset the board, so I can send WCPS his new tiles...

[Game 000,000,000,004 - The_Hairy_Gorilla vs. superman0101]
SCORE:
The_Hairy_Gorilla - (played "HITCH" for 51) - 114
superman0101 - (played "DENARII" for 8) - 34
Hairy excellent play my good gorilla, sir; your tiles are coming soon; superman, you have control of the board...

[Game 000,000,000,005 - WeakChessPlayedSlow vs. Strangemover]
SCORE:
WeakChessPlayedSlow - (last swapped five tiles) - 94
Strangemover - (played "GIN" for 24) - 99
Keep drinking that gin, Strange; it put you in the lead!
We will now take a brief three hour recess for photocopying music and
eating some raw vegan tacos for brunch. Please check back in at 2:40 pm
PST, if you are able, for another exciting episode of Scrabble For Fun! In
the meantime, let's get out there in the chess.com community and recruit
some our friends, lovers, and hairy-gorilla-like opponents.
Pro tip. If you like a slice in your G&T the purists recommend cucumber. But if that's a bit pretentious for you and you prefer citrus choose lime, not lemon. The acid in lemon reacts with the quinine in tonic distorting the flavour, whereas the acid in lime does not.
I'm sort of back. Didn't have time to go to get photocopies, but cleaned 20% of my desk.
Right now I'm on raw vegan taco #3 and #4...
Will be switching to board 004 after that...

[Game 000,000,000,005 - WeakChessPlayedSlow vs. Strangemover]
SCORE:
WeakChessPlayedSlow - (played "HIS" for 30) - 124
Strangemover - (played "GIN" for 24) - 99
Strangemover: it's HIS turn...
I'll take a break now. Bathroom and photocopying...
I'll be Bach, said Johann Sebastian Schwarzenegger...

[Game 000,000,000,005 - WeakChessPlayedSlow vs. Strangemover]
SCORE:
WeakChessPlayedSlow - (played "HIS" for 30) - 124
Strangemover - (played "GRUNT" for 31) - 130
We're Bach!! Strangemover regaining the lead! Strange tiles coming your way! Weak Chess's turn now! Weak GRUNTing at how Strangemover got ahead of him...

OK - me find word. Me find good word.
Me play word now. Me play word H15 across - HITCH
Me eat banana this morning without hitch.