Searching for my hermaphrodite friend

Vivec, are you around here ? 

If anyone gets this, I am going to give you a sweetass trophy.

No, you did not.

Probably some stupid scene from a really retarded movie or something like that

Until I see you better prepared, we have nothing to discuss.

Until I see you better prepared, we have nothing to discuss.

Whatever you say, kid. 

Lol, you amuse me.

Any friend of Jim's is a friend of mine

Haha, Earthworm Jim is awesome, but I am not talking about that. Gonna give you a sweet consolation trophy however.

Sam and Max are awesome too, so get 2 trophies.

Go to some LGBT parade, you will probably find what you want. 

You are so out of context...

Also LGBT isn't the same thing as hermaphrodite. 

YES ! You got it man :).

3rd trophy goes to president_max.

Or simply having a very long dick that you can use on yourself. But really, this post isn't about hermaphrodites, it's about what president_max posted earlier.