Story using song lyrics.

Kilbroney

oh my old man's a dustman, he wears a dustman's hat, he wears ''cor-blimey'' trousers and he lives in a council

Witkrag

 An old maid walks around the floor

She's so fed up I'm sure

She'll drag me in and lock the door

When I'm cleanin' windows

When I'm cleanin' windows,.

Kilbroney

I'm a working man in my prime
Cleaning windows

varelse1

And I guess that's why they call me

They call me the working man!

Kilbroney

Big Boss Man,

You Ain't Big,

You Just Tall, That's All . . . 

varelse1

And every single meeting with his

So-called "superiors"

Is a humiliating kick in the crotch!