TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

There is a spoon in the right side of the road, so you go that way. You and your party (which is really only the dragon) come across a cave. Do you go in?

Yes

You go in, but you are thrown out by a huge bat. The dragon forces you to stay out of the fight. What do you yell at him to do?

NO

Vaporize the bat with his special flamespewing mouth.

You go back in the cave, the dragon keeping your torch lit with its breath. Along the way, you find the dude who you helped earlier. He tells you that he was looking for you to see if you were OK. He joins your party, (He and the dragon were already friends before) but as you exit the cave, you meet up with an evil fairy with 200 HP. How do you attack it?

"I challenge you to a children's card game!" Pulls out yugioh deck

The fairy vaporises your deck of cards and casts an ice spell on the dragon, but he appears unharmed. How do you attack?

adypady, death count is 1. I am in control of the story, and I decide what happens. Make your own text based adventure thread!

Excalibur only does 110 damage to the fairy. She has 90 HP left, but she sacrifices it all to kill your dragon friend. Do you use the magic gem on him?

Yes

The dragon gets up, good as new.

"Dick move, bro! Dragon attack!"

After all of those battles, you and your party decide to camp on the path. No, really. Good night!

That sounds pretty good. Then can you tell me everything you know about the english opening reverse sicilian? :)

cast lvl 17 fireball

Hi I'm back

You and your party get up. You venture on, but the road splits. To the left is another cave. To the right is a bridge. Which way do you go?