No one cares about that! Now you need to become prosecution yourself!
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Gary says: For one thing, I did NOT break into your house and set it on fire.
How do you respond to that?
Gary: My twin Jerry did that! Seriously, look at his criminal record!
You examine the record. Sure enough, Jerry does this a lot.
Gary: That scumbag keeps breaking out of jail! Once, he even stole MY pile of treasures!
Sure enough, all of that is true. Neighborhood watch guy: Actually, he's right. Since they were young, Gary and Jerry looked a lot alike. I honestly have nothing to say against Gary's testimony.
You need to do something, and quick!
You mean Jerry, right?
You: I'd like to ask you some questions.
Jerry: Alright.
You: Did you break into a house, steal all the money, and set it on fire?
Jerry: What? No!
You: So did you brother do that?
Jerry: Probably. I'm not 100% sure, but he probably did.
You: What makes you think that?
Jerry: My brother is really smart. He loves to steal money, and he's great at getting away with it. I, however, wouldn't steal money at all!
Gary: Then how do you explain this? *shows Jerry's criminal record*
Jerry: Okay, I may have stolen once or twice, but why does it say I robbed a bank five times in a row?
Gary: You probably did steal there.
Jerry: Are you kidding me? You have a freaking mansion and all I have is just a lousy old cave.
What do you make of all this?
Man, this is getting epic.
You: Gary! If you're so innocent, then how come you have a mansion?
Gary: Cmon, seriously? I'm an inventor, so I get paid a lot. Just look at my salary!
He's telling the truth.
Jerry: Well, I still didn't steal!
Gary: Then how do you explain your criminal record?
Jerry: I didn't do anything!
Well, that did nothing. There's something else!
Oct 12, 2015
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....you see ?....my frenemy Babber, you know, the one that wears her socks over her knees ?....well, she went down to Archie McPhee's to buy a mask....if you pleez. Then she took the bus over to the Kmart and bought a toy squirt gun.
Then, when noone was looking, she....
What? Get to the topic!
The cops, who are standing around to make sure that the thief (they don't know who it is) doesn't do any harm, go ahead and arrest you. Even with everything you have, they have a tazer. Need I say more? Death Count: 5, I think...
Gary: Seriously? You're still not convinced? Here, have this phone I made. It's exactly like the iPhone, except it has 10000000000000GB of storage and built in Wi-Fi! Even better, I found a way to make them for less cash, so they're only half the price of a regular iPhone! Here, have some everybody!
You, the judge, Jerry, the cops, and the crowd all get free phones. What now?
The crowd is now on Gary's side! How do you prove Gary as the thief?
Chuck Norris is the best lawyer who will accept you. Here's how it goes:
Chuck: According to the player, you burned down his house and stole his money!
Gary: What are you talking about? I don't even own a pool. Seriously, look at my home.
Judge: Gary's right! Just look at these photos of his home. No pool!
Chuck: I give up. I can't even say anything.
Gary is pronounced not guilty, and gets away! You're never going to get your money back now! Death count: 5