TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

You falloff a cliff and die. Death count: 2

You go into the cave. Bigfoot is in there, but the guy, despite being injured, defeats him using his sword. Later, you come across the troll. HP 500. What do you do?

Since you haven't done anything for so long, the troll goes ahead and hits you with a club, dealing 25 damage to you. You now have only 75 HP left.

Better than any other ending you have gotten so far

C'mon, somebody post!

Notices a huge stalactite above the troll and fires a projectile at its base to fall on top of the troll

This does 300 damage to the troll. Unfortunately, the troll picks up the stalactite and throws it at you, dealing 300 damage to you. You are dead. GAME OVER YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Death count: 3. I'd rate this ending a 4/10. After all, you dealt 300 damage to the troll!

Try again

You go into the cave. Bigfoot is in there, but the guy, despite being injured, defeats him using his sword. Later, you come across the troll. HP 500. What do you do?

The frozen nitrogen deals only 100 damage to the troll, but freezes it as well. What next?

-shouts from the dead: dick move, bro!-

The hammer deals 100 more damage to the troll. The troll unfreezes, but has taken 50 damage from being frozen. Quick, do something before he can process what happened!