TEXT BASED ADVENTURE

Use the stalactice to kill troll!

but didbrian's idea is better, if it works. But I say do both at the same time.

You deal 100 more damage to the troll, and the moderator stuns the troll with a tazer. Moderator has joined your party! What do you do now?

The stalactite kills the troll. As you proceed to take the treasure though, your evil boss shows up and says he wants all the treasure for himself! HP is OVER  NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! How do you deal with this greedy jerk who killed you earlier?

Use 300 damage stalactice.

DRAGON TIME!
HAMMER TIME!
CHAINSAW TIME! 

Use 9000 knife

Use 9000 knife again. Use 10000000 shield.

Hope this helps :)

Chuck Norris joins your party and you also kill THE BOSS! However, a ton of monsters turn up with a total HP of.....-111111!

They automatically die. GG

The moderator hits the stalactite, and it does indeed deal 300 damage. The rest of your party then charges towards your boss, dealing 2500 damage. Your knife, however, deals only 200 damage. Enraged, your boss screams "YOU'RE FIRED!" and hits stalactites over all of you, and you all take 300 damage. You die, but the moderator has some healing potion. You are whisked from battle, and all of your friends only have 200 HP left each. What do they do?

Chuck Norris has joined your party!

Chuck Norris kicks your boss!

Chuck Norris deals 1 damage to your boss.

Your boss punches Chuck Norris!