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FREAK OUT LIKE A CRAZY MANIAC
Sep 24, 2015
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#102
SLAM DUNK! PUNCH! KICK! THROW STICKERS AT HIM! 4 CARS! $$$$$!
Sep 24, 2015
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#104
You suddenly need to use the bathroom. You do it on him
Oh, and by the way, I changed the PH from 6 to 1.
THROW GASOLINE AND A POWERED PROPANE BURNER
THROW YOUR DOG'S CRAPPY SHIT
draw sword
attack sinkhole
USE THE PWNHAMMER
PWN PWN PWN!!!!
USE THE FLAMETHROWER IN THE NEIGHBOR'S BACKYARD
Sep 24, 2015
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#111
Throw a chessboard! and a computer!
Try to make friends with the giant! Throw SINKHOLES! THROW CARS! THROW PARKING SPACES! THROW HIGHWAYS! THROW TOLL BOOTHS! Call up a giant who scares people (and giant) and make him say BOO! to the troll (or whoever we're fighting right now). Friend him.
THROW STUFF
KILL THE BOSS
Sep 24, 2015
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#114
Kick a queen in his direction. And a Pawn. Oh, and order Prawns with Honey-glazed nuts and throw it at him (save a few nuts for me!)
BUY THE GAME, BEAT THE BOSS3
TAKE HOS VOODOO DOLL AND SUFFOCATE IT
IRON HIS BACK
USE TITANIUM SWORD
THROW KNIFE