The Dylan Story

2Ke21-0

Credit goes to @TXBaseballFan, one of my most loyal haters, for this beautiful and inspiring story:

(rap voice)

So let me tell you about how a joke can get out of hand!                                                                                         This one's about a boy named Dylan!

He thought 6th grade was boring so he pulled this prank you see,                                                            What should the next 6th-grade football team name be?                                                                                 Everyone thought the Lions or something more,                                                                                          And soon it turned into all-out war!

Dylan smiled, for he was the master of the trend,                                                                                      Even though it was torn apart friend after friend,                                                                                                Then there were 8th-grade bullies, Sam and Mike,                                                                                      There famous words were: "You suck. Take a hike"

They went from kid to kid telling them the same:                                                                                       "You losers, they aren't changing the name"                                                                                              So the kids followed the path down Dylan's rumor trail,                                                                                    To finally find Dylan they did prevail.

"I was bored in 6th grade as you can see,                                                                                                    I did it because I thought it was funny!"                                                                                                     "What, Because of you, we stopped being friends!                                                                                      And the ego repairs might never end!"

So jokes can get out of hand you see,                                                                                                         Because this is what cost Dylan his popularity!         

Moral of the story: All that typing for nothing. 

The above story may or may not be based on my topic "His Pawn Cheated and Killed my Pawn!"

hvenki

I think it kinda is

ObsidianPhoenix
2Ke21-0 wrote:

Credit goes to @TXBaseballFan, one of my most loyal haters, for this beautiful and inspiring story:

(rap voice)

So let me tell you about how a joke can get out of hand!                                                                                         This one's about a boy named Dylan!

He thought 6th grade was boring so he pulled this prank you see,                                                            What should the next 6th-grade football team name be?                                                                                 Everyone thought the Lions or something more,                                                                                          And soon it turned into all-out war!

Dylan smiled, for he was the master of the trend,                                                                                      Even though it was torn apart friend after friend,                                                                                                Then there were 8th-grade bullies, Sam and Mike,                                                                                      There famous words were: "You suck. Take a hike"

They went from kid to kid telling them the same:                                                                                       "You losers, they aren't changing the name"                                                                                              So the kids followed the path down Dylan's rumor trail,                                                                                    To finally find Dylan they did prevail.

"I was bored in 6th grade as you can see,                                                                                                    I did it because I thought it was funny!"                                                                                                     "What, Because of you, we stopped being friends!                                                                                      And the ego repairs might never end!"

So jokes can get out of hand you see,                                                                                                         Because this is what cost Dylan his popularity!         

Moral of the story: All that typing for nothing. 

The above story may or may not be based on my topic "His Pawn Cheated and Killed my Pawn!"

?????

hvenki
Bentcilian wrote:

Advaith is not a normal 7th grader

you just figured that out?

2Ke21-0
Bentcilian wrote:

The way i found out about him is when i heard he won a tourney my friend was playing in, and i started to stalk him

Which friend and which tournament would this be? 

2Ke21-0
Bentcilian wrote:

Tournament: barber

Friend: carson roesch (@Carsonbay)

That's what I guessed. But it's the WA Barber Qualifier, not the actual Barber tournament of MS Champions. 

Lc0_1

Um.... this sounds exactly like forum elite squabbles

jij2018

RIP carson

hvenki

wow

jij2018

advaith sucks lol happy.png

2Ke21-0

Here's one such painful game of his in said event:

 

TXBaseballFan
2Ke21-0 wrote:

Credit goes to @TXBaseballFan, one of my most loyal haters, for this beautiful and inspiring story:

(rap voice)

So let me tell you about how a joke can get out of hand!                                                                                         This one's about a boy named Dylan!

He thought 6th grade was boring so he pulled this prank you see,                                                            What should the next 6th-grade football team name be?                                                                                 Everyone thought the Lions or something more,                                                                                          And soon it turned into all-out war!

Dylan smiled, for he was the master of the trend,                                                                                      Even though it was torn apart friend after friend,                                                                                                Then there were 8th-grade bullies, Sam and Mike,                                                                                      There famous words were: "You suck. Take a hike"

They went from kid to kid telling them the same:                                                                                       "You losers, they aren't changing the name"                                                                                              So the kids followed the path down Dylan's rumor trail,                                                                                    To finally find Dylan they did prevail.

"I was bored in 6th grade as you can see,                                                                                                    I did it because I thought it was funny!"                                                                                                     "What, Because of you, we stopped being friends!                                                                                      And the ego repairs might never end!"

So jokes can get out of hand you see,                                                                                                         Because this is what cost Dylan his popularity!         

Moral of the story: All that typing for nothing. 

The above story may or may not be based on my topic "His Pawn Cheated and Killed my Pawn!"

You don't get it the real moral is jokes can get too far.

Lc0_1

jij2018

ROL!

2Ke21-0
Bentcilian wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

Here's one such painful game of his in said event:

 

 

I was specifically talking about his game where he lost to 6th grader felicityw ang



2Ke21-0
Bentcilian wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:
Bentcilian wrote:
2Ke21-0 wrote:

Here's one such painful game of his in said event:

 

 

I was specifically talking about his game where he lost to 6th grader felicityw ang



Bruh where do you find the games?

In Carson's chess.com games archive: 

https://www.chess.com/games/archive/carsonbay?gameOwner=other_game&gameType=live&gameTypeslive%5B%5D=rapid&timeSort=desc

2Ke21-0
Bentcilian wrote:

It doesnt say it by names though

I know. I edited the PGN. 

PowerfulRadon

Wut is this

1e4_1-2-1-2
2Ke21-0 wrote:

Credit goes to @TXBaseballFan, one of my most loyal haters, for this beautiful and inspiring story:

(rap voice)

So let me tell you about how a joke can get out of hand!                                                                                         This one's about a boy named Dylan!

He thought 6th grade was boring so he pulled this prank you see,                                                            What should the next 6th-grade football team name be?                                                                                 Everyone thought the Lions or something more,                                                                                          And soon it turned into all-out war!

Dylan smiled, for he was the master of the trend,                                                                                      Even though it was torn apart friend after friend,                                                                                                Then there were 8th-grade bullies, Sam and Mike,                                                                                      There famous words were: "You suck. Take a hike"

They went from kid to kid telling them the same:                                                                                       "You losers, they aren't changing the name"                                                                                              So the kids followed the path down Dylan's rumor trail,                                                                                    To finally find Dylan they did prevail.

"I was bored in 6th grade as you can see,                                                                                                    I did it because I thought it was funny!"                                                                                                     "What, Because of you, we stopped being friends!                                                                                      And the ego repairs might never end!"

So jokes can get out of hand you see,                                                                                                         Because this is what cost Dylan his popularity!         

Moral of the story: All that typing for nothing. 

The above story may or may not be based on my topic "His Pawn Cheated and Killed my Pawn!"

???????

jij2018

ROL!