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Mr_Tarkanian
Soorat92 wrote:
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:

Soorat, you are more intellgent than the average chess.com member here, and we get confused quickly.....we just stop talking and go back to shampooing rugs in our houses. 

Lol - no I don't think thats true ... find me one post I have sounded even vaguely intellegent in ...

Hmmmm.  Well, either way, your glasses make you look intelligent.  I don't stay around long enough to find out for positive - if I sense intelligence, I flee quickly!!

Soorat92

Luckily then you're in good company. No intelligence here

Mr_Tarkanian

Are you sure??  Or are you just tricking me???  I sense a trick.  Readers are always intelligent people - my thoughts are, if you know how to read, then you are already smarter than me.   :(

Soorat92

Anyone can read.

Besides if you run away I am in danger of killing off another thread by being the only one posting here

Mr_Tarkanian

Off topic: What is your FIDE chess rating, Soorat?  You seem to be smashing everyone in sight.  I bet you are much better than 1669, in actuality.

Soorat92

I don't smash everyone in sight - I think I'm about at my level

I tend to lose to opponents higher than 1700 (and a few a lot lower than that) so I think I've peaked

trysts
Soorat92 wrote:

Anyone can read.

 

Hilarious! I love threads where being able to read is complimented! Whenever people ask if I can read, I tell them it's none of their businessLaughing

Lou-for-you

I would like to say something, but am afraid the conversation could end then...

Soorat92

But I'm confused ... does that mean you can read or not?

Mr_Tarkanian

Well......if Sharon can't read, she can definitely drink!  Top THAT ONE!!  :)

Mr_Tarkanian

Lou for who?  Me??  Thank you Lou.  You shouldn't have.  :)

trysts
Soorat92 wrote:

But I'm confused ... does that mean you can read or not?

Kind of?Laughing

trysts
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:

Well......if Sharon can't read, she can definitely drink!  Top THAT ONE!!  :)

ClearlyLaughing

Mr_Tarkanian

Our Sharon both reads ......AND drinks!!!  Sharon, do you have an older sister???

trysts
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:

Our Sharon both reads ......AND drinks!!!  Sharon, do you have an older sister???

I'm sorry, but that's too much informationLaughing

Mr_Tarkanian

Haha.  You are definitely NOT ONE to give out info.  You better hope you don't get pulled over by a cop for speeding....

 

COP:  "Yes.  Yes, I know your name, you say, is Sharon M, but I'll need your drivers license and proof of insurance."

SHARON :  "That's too much information!!!"

trysts
Mr_Tarkanian wrote:

Haha.  You are definitely NOT ONE to give out info.  You better hope you don't get pulled over by a cop for speeding....

COP:  "Yes.  Yes, I know your name, you say, is Sharon M, but I'll need your drivers license and proof of insurance."

SHARON :  "That's too much information!!!"

Laughing

Cops are scary!  Cops don't ask any questions, they just zap you!

Mr_Tarkanian

Those must be West coast cops that zap.  Our cops in the Midwest here don't zap you, they just guilt trip you and make you feel terrible.

   No joke, I got pulled over for speeding last Winter, and the cop spoke to me like he was my parents.  After 10 minutes of being lectured, I almost wanted to be taken to jail.  :(

Charlotte
Soorat92 wrote:

Why is it that as soon as I make a post in a thread others seem to stop posting?

It doesn't happen all the time but out of the 14 or so threads I've posted in I'd say well over half I've made a post or comment and that's managed to kill the thread completely.

Never been my intention to kill a conversation

Is it just me???

no, it's just coincidence don't worry about it Smile

Soorat92
Charlotte wrote:
Soorat92 wrote:

Why is it that as soon as I make a post in a thread others seem to stop posting?

It doesn't happen all the time but out of the 14 or so threads I've posted in I'd say well over half I've made a post or comment and that's managed to kill the thread completely.

Never been my intention to kill a conversation

Is it just me???

no, it's just coincidence don't worry about it

Promise???