jk kitty
What would you do?
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#23 yes
21 hrs ago
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#26
TheAlmightyAce wrote:
#23 yes
anish check the otf wargame thread quickly, ur country is being attacked
#26 ik, I'm attacking back, i need support tho
21 hrs ago
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#28
lie on the floor and take a nap
and if something tries to take me I eat them
and also how’s the conductor still alive ain’t he feet on the floor
and if something tries to take me I eat them
and also how’s the conductor still alive ain’t he feet on the floor
21 hrs ago
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#32
mb
but if they take me it’s gonna be so fast I lose my seasoning 😦
so I gotta eat em raw yk
but if they take me it’s gonna be so fast I lose my seasoning 😦
so I gotta eat em raw yk
21 hrs ago
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#34
I wonder what it is tho
like
if it’s some supernatural creature
I wonder if it gonna taste like fried owl
or like fried chicken
or maybe chips
yum
like
if it’s some supernatural creature
I wonder if it gonna taste like fried owl
or like fried chicken
or maybe chips
yum
21 hrs ago
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#35
The scratching gets faster.
Everyone has their feet pulled onto the seats. The compartment is dead silent except for the weird scraping beneath the floor.
Scratch… scratch… thump.
The conductor nervously says:
“For everyone’s safety… please keep your feet OFF the floor.”
Then—
Silence.
A tiny meow echoes from beneath the seats.
Everyone blinks.
An orange fluffy cat wearing a tiny little conductor hat crawls out from under the seats and casually sits in the middle of the compartment like it pays rent there.
One guy whispers,
“…That’s what we were scared of?”
The old woman suddenly points at the cat with absolute terror in her eyes.
“KEEP THAT CREATURE AWAY FROM ME.”
Everyone turns.
The conductor facepalms.
“Oh no. She has a severe cat phobia.”
The cat immediately chooses the worst possible moment to jump directly onto her lap.
She SCREAMS loud enough to shake the windows.
At that exact second, the missing passenger bursts back into the compartment looking embarrassed.
“GOOD NEWS,” he says. “I fixed the toilet.”
Everyone stares at him.
“…You disappeared because of a toilet?”
He nods sadly.
“It overflowed a little, and somehow the emergency maintenance cat escaped.”
The cat meows proudly.
Turns out the train company secretly keeps cats in the maintenance tunnels to chase rats away.
The conductor sighs.
“We really need to stop giving them tiny hats. It makes everything look way more sinister.”
W...t.....f
21 hrs ago
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#37
;-;
AHH ITSA CAT
THE CAT EVOLED INTO THE MICROWAVE PROOF CAT BY CAMELLIA AHHHHH
21 hrs ago
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#39
#35 or actually it’s a shapeshifting chimera and is gonna eat everyone soon but looks innocent to gain trust
Id look under the seats
famous last words-
fr
What, at least im being honest