Who would like to adopt me? (pet variation)

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Hi. In your normal pet cat who can steal all ur chicken, catnip, books, and even your winning chess position! I am very “nice” and will make a great pet. Some of my hobbies are
1. Eating
2. Stealing all ur stuff
3. Casually destroying in world as a cat
4. Celebrating after beating you in a chess game!
I am such a good pet that your house hold should have! Pls adopt me!
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And my friend mittens who likes throwing fridges at you. PLS ADOPT US.
Avatar of Carjbee
You won’t be celebrating beating me lol
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Oh wait, I don’t wanna be adopted by a dog.
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*runs away*
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This is some dogism your a dogist
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10 back off mittens
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[hey mittens, congrats on the loss.] BUT YOU DID GREAT PLAYING A TITLED PLAYER
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I’m adopting him
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Oh no it’s a dog! *hides behind mittens*
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*NOOOOOO* bro I don’t want a dog with me
Avatar of Carjbee
16 nah lmao I’m adopting my way out of this forum
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*runs away to the county of OTF* HELP ME ADOPT ME PLS IM BEING CHASED BY A DOG
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#20 wait what
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Bro you can’t just turn people into cats
Avatar of Thatguy-1
I would like to adopt Felix and mittens, as long as I don’t get turned into a cat
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Yes, but WAIT. How would you treat us? What will our daily food times be? Do you have a catnip garden?
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Will you give us unlimited fridges to throw at people? I NEED DETAILS ABOUT THE REST OF MY LIFE
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I have 2 fridges, an ice box and a mini fridge