YO MOMMA jokes
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Yo mama so fat that when she was pushed in the water the wales started singing "we are faaamily"
Yo mama so old when god said let there be light she was there to turn it on
Dec 2, 2015
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#24
Yo mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it starts singing the alphabet song, a b c d e f g, get yo fat a$$ off of me.
YO momma so stupid, when she was trapped in Bed R Us she slept on the floor!
Ha
Yo mama so stupid that when she was trapped on a desert island she swam half way to the main land, got tired and swam back
any other good ones?
yeh ur dad
that was stupid
half as stupid as YO MAMA
you mama so fat she causes gravitational lensing making the earth appear flat.
Yo mama so ugly she made One Direction go the other direction.
Yo mama so fat she has a birth certificate in 3 states
Yo mama so stupid when somebody threw a cup at her she told the police she was mugged.
Dec 3, 2015
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#36
Yo mama was taken for a hippopotamus on your last vacation to Africa. Tell her to stop supersizing her meals at McDonald's.
i liked da mugged one 
yo mama so ugly some think she is da missing link
the only difference between yo mama and a wale is that a wale can move around without a dump truck.
Yo momma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out